Score: 8

"Rucky Candy"

submission: Ching Chong Beautiful

date: December 14, 2009

I adore this game. From the second I picked it up. The graphics, the presentation, and the borderline racist remarks are all awesome! A game with full voice over and some of the quips the protagonist says are priceless, "You people are bat-shit insane!" is my personal favorite.

I have two qualms with the game.
First: The controls could be so much tighter. There are subtle things you learn about it like when to run and when to not, but it always seems to keep running one second too long, or I didn't slide as far as I should have. Things like why can't he grab that when he's done it before. He's not scrambling up that wall fast enough.

Qualm number two:
I love the idea and in a few rare cases strategic falling on your ass gets you places faster but the obstacles (the weapons) are really set to spam minutes of your time away. No wonder I hate hard mode. Things like placing a cannon under a trampoline so it hits you no matter what you do. It gets frustrating. This makes the game fairly unforgiving on any level so you find yourself hitting restart because you didn't hit run at the right time, because you didn't grab that one ledge when you should have.

In general. It lacks flow. I like the idea of fucking up royally but if you get better it should be a little easier to flow through a course which it never really gets. Anyways it's a great game and I could have totally seen it on something like the SNES back in the day.

Score: 10

"Good"

submission: Facebook Twitter

date: December 6, 2009

But I thought YouTube was for all the "interesting" things boring people did.

Score: 4

"Critical Flaw!"

submission: Psa about the game

date: December 6, 2009

The "Game" fails as such:

In order to be a game, there has to be defined conditions that constitute a winning of the game.
If there is no way to win it, then it is not a game. It is merely an exercise in futility. Some would stay abject stupidity.

Score: 10

"It just goes to prove"

submission: FF7|One Bit Angel

date: November 15, 2008

That even if Final Fantasy VII was on the the NES. Nobuo Uematsu would have still made it souond kick-ass. Good job. Great version.

Score: 10

"It is the MADNESSS!"

submission: Hank's Return

date: September 29, 2008

Way to rock those weird little gray dudes! :D Good song.

Score: 10

"Kirby"

submission: Kirby's Green Greens

date: August 6, 2008

Plays guitar pretty hardcore for someone without any fingers.